When a Virgin (or Virgoid such as Neckbeard or Incel) reaches age 40 without having sex, he becomes a Wizard.
Born From Virginity
“Wizard” isn’t some fantasy character.
It’s what happens when a Virgin makes it to age 40 untouched. No girlfriends. No milestones. Pure stats.
That evolution flips the script—Virgin turns into Wizard, the awkward becomes unstoppable, and the joke becomes the legend.
Past that? The path leads to Grand Wizard, and for the true believers, Lord Gizzard.
This isn’t magic—it’s meme biology.
The Evolution
It starts with the Virgin—clowned on, ignored, stuck in the background. Hit forty untouched and the transformation kicks in: Virgin becomes Wizard. Some take it even further, stacking celibacy like a high score until they ascend as Grand Wizards. It’s not a plan, it just… happens.
Hail Lord Gizzard
At the end of every Wizard timeline, one name remains. Lord Gizzard isn’t a stage, he’s the throne. The final form everyone recognizes, the point where evolution turns into worship. Wizards don’t just level up—they gather, they kneel, they join.
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